steveg
18-09-2005, 12:59 PM
THE YEAR'S BEST [ American ] HEADLINES OF 2004-5
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]
Panda Mating Fails; Vet Takes Over
[what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]
Enfield Couple Slain; Police suspect murder
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]
Panda Mating Fails; Vet Takes Over
[what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]
Enfield Couple Slain; Police suspect murder
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors