steveg
19-06-2005, 06:25 PM
Ok, here's some things that annoy me and by no means a definiate list!
Any item with \"peel\" or \"tear\" here
Yeah right!
Modern day packaging
I'm still young but some of the vaccuum sealed things like cd's dont easily open! so what do ya do?......get a knife and nearly garot yourself.
And talking of Cd's...........
Buy 3 cd's for £20 offers
Good idea you think, when you waltz into the store. AHA! (no not the 80's Norweigian pop triplets.......i mean AHA surprise!) theres that cd you always wanted but just not got around to buying, bargain! now just got to find 2 others for the £20. So what is there?
Well you could be lucky and get another fanciful cd, but usually you end up with the one you really wanted and Roger Whittakers greatest hits and the Hits you forgot of 1987!
Reality TV
No it isnt! unreality TV. You get the day time shows with some 2 brain celled plonker who's slept with her half brothers sisters cousin and feels the need to confess all to her partner.....on tv! DOH!
And DOH! if you were told by your partner you were both going on telly, you wouldnt you be curious as to why?....but then 2 brain cells maybe... not
And then the celebrity shows. If you sat on the bus next to Jordan or Jodie then you are a \"celeb\" and can go eat nasty things, milk goats and chat up Abi Titmus!
Of course you could just get locked up in a bungalow for 11 weeks with other sados to get fame. When i was young that was called borstal or was that butlins
Young kids walking
A free walking child (under 6) is dangerous, like a tornedo. Not matter how well you try to predict which way they are going to sway as they stumble towards you (usually pop aisle in supermarkets) they will always collide into you. And of course some just then in slow motion take a dive to the floor like a premiership footballer, just as everyone turns to see the body to floor contact!
The Crazy Frog
Who does Chirac think he is?
Studies and Surveys in the papers
33% of studies suggest that I'm going to do my body harm if i eat 67% of the food we can in 85% of the supermarkets........
Studies are bad for my health. A few months ago, a pint of guinness a day was deemed good for my health. Weeks laters it was suggested 2 glasses of red wine would do me the power of good.
Well after 3 weeks of a pint of guinness and 2 glasses of wine every night, i'm feeling rather queezy!
I understand there is a research study at the moment looking into the possible link between dying and breathing. Aparently all the participants in the focus group died and they did breathe before errrrr stopping to. A direct link with breathing and dying then. But there is a statistical spanner in the works....all of those who regularly breathed before dying, also drank water!........more research is required i think.
Caravans being towed by a Ford Sierra
Now caravans are fine (in fields) and i dont particularly have a problem with the sierra.........back in 1980's! but here in 2005 the 2 together are dangerous, a caravan, not the most stable of things to be towed behind any vehicle, think of an open umbrella attached to your jacket, but hitched to a sierra which wasnt the best car in the word (cosworths exempted) to drive with just its 4 wheels to worry about, is frightening!Stick a prefab toilet-bed on the back AND give it to a family loaded driver bombing down the M5 or over Yorkshire Moors, begs belief.
If you do come across this ill paired couple (think R2D2 and Frank Bruno in come dancing) then just pull over and wait at least 2 hours for them to either crash out or leave the county your in
thank you
:lol:
Any item with \"peel\" or \"tear\" here
Yeah right!
Modern day packaging
I'm still young but some of the vaccuum sealed things like cd's dont easily open! so what do ya do?......get a knife and nearly garot yourself.
And talking of Cd's...........
Buy 3 cd's for £20 offers
Good idea you think, when you waltz into the store. AHA! (no not the 80's Norweigian pop triplets.......i mean AHA surprise!) theres that cd you always wanted but just not got around to buying, bargain! now just got to find 2 others for the £20. So what is there?
Well you could be lucky and get another fanciful cd, but usually you end up with the one you really wanted and Roger Whittakers greatest hits and the Hits you forgot of 1987!
Reality TV
No it isnt! unreality TV. You get the day time shows with some 2 brain celled plonker who's slept with her half brothers sisters cousin and feels the need to confess all to her partner.....on tv! DOH!
And DOH! if you were told by your partner you were both going on telly, you wouldnt you be curious as to why?....but then 2 brain cells maybe... not
And then the celebrity shows. If you sat on the bus next to Jordan or Jodie then you are a \"celeb\" and can go eat nasty things, milk goats and chat up Abi Titmus!
Of course you could just get locked up in a bungalow for 11 weeks with other sados to get fame. When i was young that was called borstal or was that butlins
Young kids walking
A free walking child (under 6) is dangerous, like a tornedo. Not matter how well you try to predict which way they are going to sway as they stumble towards you (usually pop aisle in supermarkets) they will always collide into you. And of course some just then in slow motion take a dive to the floor like a premiership footballer, just as everyone turns to see the body to floor contact!
The Crazy Frog
Who does Chirac think he is?
Studies and Surveys in the papers
33% of studies suggest that I'm going to do my body harm if i eat 67% of the food we can in 85% of the supermarkets........
Studies are bad for my health. A few months ago, a pint of guinness a day was deemed good for my health. Weeks laters it was suggested 2 glasses of red wine would do me the power of good.
Well after 3 weeks of a pint of guinness and 2 glasses of wine every night, i'm feeling rather queezy!
I understand there is a research study at the moment looking into the possible link between dying and breathing. Aparently all the participants in the focus group died and they did breathe before errrrr stopping to. A direct link with breathing and dying then. But there is a statistical spanner in the works....all of those who regularly breathed before dying, also drank water!........more research is required i think.
Caravans being towed by a Ford Sierra
Now caravans are fine (in fields) and i dont particularly have a problem with the sierra.........back in 1980's! but here in 2005 the 2 together are dangerous, a caravan, not the most stable of things to be towed behind any vehicle, think of an open umbrella attached to your jacket, but hitched to a sierra which wasnt the best car in the word (cosworths exempted) to drive with just its 4 wheels to worry about, is frightening!Stick a prefab toilet-bed on the back AND give it to a family loaded driver bombing down the M5 or over Yorkshire Moors, begs belief.
If you do come across this ill paired couple (think R2D2 and Frank Bruno in come dancing) then just pull over and wait at least 2 hours for them to either crash out or leave the county your in
thank you
:lol: