Newly married

[steveg]

A newly married farmer decides to take his new wife to the market.

They board the cart and off they go
A mile down the road and the horse stumbles
"Thats once!" said the farmer
Further down the road, the horse again stumbles
"Thats twice!" says the farmer
They reach the market, do the usual stuff and start the return trip to
home
On the way, again the horse stumbles
"Right! Thats three!" and pulls the horse up
He gets out his shotgun and shoots the horse
"Oh my god! what have you done to the poor horse! how dare you!" protests his wife
The farmer just turns to his wife and says "Thats once!"

;)