steveg
01-12-2006, 08:28 PM
Two women at the gates to Heaven
1st Woman:
What you die of?
2nd Woman:
Froze to death
1st Woman
That must have been long and painful
2nd Woman:
Not really, fell asleep and no pain and slipped away. And you?
1st Woman:
Heart attack. Thought my husband was having an affair, came home and he was sitting on couch looking smug. So i searched the house top to bottom, garage, loft every nook and cranny, nothing! got myself so stressed, my heart just gave in
2nd Woman:
If only you looked in the freezer and we wouldnt have ended up here then!
:) ;) :D
1st Woman:
What you die of?
2nd Woman:
Froze to death
1st Woman
That must have been long and painful
2nd Woman:
Not really, fell asleep and no pain and slipped away. And you?
1st Woman:
Heart attack. Thought my husband was having an affair, came home and he was sitting on couch looking smug. So i searched the house top to bottom, garage, loft every nook and cranny, nothing! got myself so stressed, my heart just gave in
2nd Woman:
If only you looked in the freezer and we wouldnt have ended up here then!
:) ;) :D