Stephen Cunningham
08-07-2006, 07:25 PM
If this causes offence I would like to apologise now, I wasn't sure whether to post it but thought I'd give it a punt anyway, so here goes:
A woman in a wheelchair is on a beach, looking out at the ocean, in floods of tears.
A man is walking along the beach and notices the apparent distress of the woman and asks "is everything ok?"
The woman says "I've been sitting here looking across the ocean, and for some reason it has made me think about my life. I have realised that nobody has ever given me a hug. I'm sure its because of my chair, but nobody has ever wanted to get close enough to show me affection"
The man is a kind and sensitive man, and realises instantly that he could put an end to this woman's woes and says "well I would love to give you a hug" so the man bends down, takes the woman in his arms and gives her a long and comforting hug. When the man feels that he has done his bit to make the woman feel happy, he begins to continue on his way. After a couple of steps, however, he realises the lady in the wheelchair is crying again, but a lot louder than before and she seemed to be even more upset than when he 1st came along. The man asked the woman what was wrong, and she told him "The hug that you gave me was beautiful, but it has opened a floodgate of emotions that I didn't realise were being bottled up"
Slightly puzzled the man asked what the lady meant and she said "this may sound silly, but I know realise that I've never been kissed. I'm 34 years old, and Ive never felt a mans tender lips pressing against mine, and I know that I never will because people onle see my wheelchair and never me"
The man has a girlfriend who he loves dearly, and would never do anything to hurt her, but the poor woman in the wheelchair was in such an emotional state, he felt he had to help her. So, out of the goodness of his heart, the man offered to give the lady a kiss. He bent down, brushed her hair from her cheek and gave her a slow and passionate kiss on her lips.
Feeling a little bit guilty about his girlfriend, yet happy that such a small act could have such a dramatic change on the lady's life, he once again began to continue on his way.
After a very short distance he once again heard the lady crying, almost hysterically. He asked what was wrong and was told "i have never met such a kind person that would do such a noble thing for me, a stranger, yet it has made me realise that I'm still missing out on so many things"
When the man asked if she could be more specific, she said "Ive never been f***ed!! I'm a fully grown ***ually matured woman and have the same needs as anybody else, but I've just never been f***ed. Im never going to be either because of how people see me, and the thought of that absolutely devestates me" and she continues to cry.
The man has to really wrangle with his conscience, thinking "should I/should I not", then after a few minutes he looks up and down the beach, checks nobody is around and says "well I'm sure we can solve this too". He gently lifts the lady from her wheelchair, and places her softly on the sand making sure that she is comfortable. In an almost intimate way, he brushes the wind swept hair from her face and tucks it behind her ears. The man then stands up and starts walking away. The woman shouts after him and says "what are you doing? I said I've never been f***ed!!!" to which the man replies " you are now, the tides coming in!"
A woman in a wheelchair is on a beach, looking out at the ocean, in floods of tears.
A man is walking along the beach and notices the apparent distress of the woman and asks "is everything ok?"
The woman says "I've been sitting here looking across the ocean, and for some reason it has made me think about my life. I have realised that nobody has ever given me a hug. I'm sure its because of my chair, but nobody has ever wanted to get close enough to show me affection"
The man is a kind and sensitive man, and realises instantly that he could put an end to this woman's woes and says "well I would love to give you a hug" so the man bends down, takes the woman in his arms and gives her a long and comforting hug. When the man feels that he has done his bit to make the woman feel happy, he begins to continue on his way. After a couple of steps, however, he realises the lady in the wheelchair is crying again, but a lot louder than before and she seemed to be even more upset than when he 1st came along. The man asked the woman what was wrong, and she told him "The hug that you gave me was beautiful, but it has opened a floodgate of emotions that I didn't realise were being bottled up"
Slightly puzzled the man asked what the lady meant and she said "this may sound silly, but I know realise that I've never been kissed. I'm 34 years old, and Ive never felt a mans tender lips pressing against mine, and I know that I never will because people onle see my wheelchair and never me"
The man has a girlfriend who he loves dearly, and would never do anything to hurt her, but the poor woman in the wheelchair was in such an emotional state, he felt he had to help her. So, out of the goodness of his heart, the man offered to give the lady a kiss. He bent down, brushed her hair from her cheek and gave her a slow and passionate kiss on her lips.
Feeling a little bit guilty about his girlfriend, yet happy that such a small act could have such a dramatic change on the lady's life, he once again began to continue on his way.
After a very short distance he once again heard the lady crying, almost hysterically. He asked what was wrong and was told "i have never met such a kind person that would do such a noble thing for me, a stranger, yet it has made me realise that I'm still missing out on so many things"
When the man asked if she could be more specific, she said "Ive never been f***ed!! I'm a fully grown ***ually matured woman and have the same needs as anybody else, but I've just never been f***ed. Im never going to be either because of how people see me, and the thought of that absolutely devestates me" and she continues to cry.
The man has to really wrangle with his conscience, thinking "should I/should I not", then after a few minutes he looks up and down the beach, checks nobody is around and says "well I'm sure we can solve this too". He gently lifts the lady from her wheelchair, and places her softly on the sand making sure that she is comfortable. In an almost intimate way, he brushes the wind swept hair from her face and tucks it behind her ears. The man then stands up and starts walking away. The woman shouts after him and says "what are you doing? I said I've never been f***ed!!!" to which the man replies " you are now, the tides coming in!"