steveg
03-01-2006, 04:05 PM
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make Is
taking a stroll down his local high street.
As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye.
"Just Released - New LP -Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"
Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make.
I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the
window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like
to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on
for you."
The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the
earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the
world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I
recognised
none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into
the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps
back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't
understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European Wasps and
the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of
those!"
"I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to
step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes."
Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they
make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again,
clearly agitated.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make
and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."
"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant,
(Wait for it)
"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side"
taking a stroll down his local high street.
As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye.
"Just Released - New LP -Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"
Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make.
I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the
window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like
to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on
for you."
The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the
earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the
world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I
recognised
none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into
the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps
back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't
understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European Wasps and
the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of
those!"
"I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to
step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes."
Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they
make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again,
clearly agitated.
"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make
and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."
"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant,
(Wait for it)
"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side"