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02-08-2008, 01:14 AM
Head before but its been slow lately so...........
>Two-minute Management Course!
>Lesson One
>An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
>A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you
and do
>nothing?"
>The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
>So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
>All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
>Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
>very, very high up.
>Lesson Two
>A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the
>top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
>"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
>"They're packed with nutrients."
>The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough
>strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating
>some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth
night,
>the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
>He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
>Management Lesson: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep
>you there.
>Lesson Three
>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
>froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
>While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As
>the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how
>warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm
>and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
>A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following
>the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
>promptly dug him out and ate him.
>Management Lesson: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your
>enemy.
>(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
>(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth
> shut!
>This ends your two minute management course.
>Two-minute Management Course!
>Lesson One
>An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
>A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you
and do
>nothing?"
>The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
>So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
>All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
>Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
>very, very high up.
>Lesson Two
>A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the
>top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
>"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
>"They're packed with nutrients."
>The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough
>strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating
>some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth
night,
>the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
>He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
>Management Lesson: Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep
>you there.
>Lesson Three
>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
>froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
>While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As
>the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how
>warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm
>and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
>A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following
>the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
>promptly dug him out and ate him.
>Management Lesson: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your
>enemy.
>(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
>(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth
> shut!
>This ends your two minute management course.